This blog is NOT number one. That deserved honor belongs to my good friend Not Very Bright, because, dammit, he deserves it. Thoughtful, fair, balanced (in a un-Fox-like way), NVB consistently provides top-notch analysis of what’s wrong out there, and how we can fix it.
It’s not even number two. Brad Warthen gets that spot, bringing big-time MSM into the wild blogosphere.
It’s not even number 10, who has not posted since January (when he announced Lindsay’s”Legislator of the Year Award” in those pre-immigration bill days) or number 15, who hasn’t written since he endorsed Tommy Moore for Governor. (Buyer’s regret, perhaps?) But at number 18, I edged out Tim at Crack the Bell, which puzzles me, since he’s a cracker-jack branding and marketing guru, and I’m positive he gets way more hits than I do.
I thought 18 was good, until I realized that dead blogs and Crunchy creamed me. That just hurts. Katie Couric probably has better ratings than I do.
What do I have to do to get some readers, write about naked people falling from the sky or Paris Hilton’s bra slippage?