The Latest Letter From Jesus and My Reply


From: Jesus Christ of Yahweh Emergency Elect, Greetings from The Lord Isa al-Masih de AllahIMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:  This Message is an official message for the Government of Abraham founded in part by Jesus Christ of Yahweh.  Any interference with This Message, The Originator, His Respondents, His Adherents, Our Mechanisms, etc. are subject to no appellate authority.Greetings from The Lord:I … Continue reading The Latest Letter From Jesus and My Reply

An Actual Email from Jesus. This Proves I’m Famous.


Usually I get emails from politicos who want me to give them money so they can keep saying stupid things instead of actually governing or getting a real job. But this time I have one from Jesus. I guess he's following me on Twitter. I'm famous and you're not. from Emergency reply-to emergency@3emergency.comdate Sat, Feb … Continue reading An Actual Email from Jesus. This Proves I’m Famous.

The First Sunday in Lent: Going From I to We


The First Sunday in LentYear CFebruary 21, 2010 Going From I to WeDeuteronomy 26:1-11Psalm 91Romans 10:5-15Luke 4:1-13Your nostrils quiver at every scent in the air, the idea of food becomes reality. Gnats buzz your face and you see plump quail ready to be roasted. Dried springs of long dead brush look like apple trees hanging low … Continue reading The First Sunday in Lent: Going From I to We

I Think We Need to Study This First, Mr. Speaker


I was going to try to say something funny about this. But I don't think that I have to.   H. 4468  A JOINT RESOLUTION TO CREATE THE "SOUTH CAROLINA STUDY COMMITTEE STUDY COMMITTEE" FOR THE PURPOSE OF EVALUATING THE STATE'S PAST AND FUTURE USES OF STUDY COMMITTEES FOR ASSESSING AND DEVELOPING STATE POLICIES AND … Continue reading I Think We Need to Study This First, Mr. Speaker

The Deacon’s Index of South Carolina Welfare Facts


Percent of South Carolina able-bodied parents on TANF (welfare) who are required to work or be in vocational training for at least 30 hours per week: 100Number of months a South Carolina family may receive TANF in a 10 year period: 24Number of months in a lifetime: 48Number of teen parents under 18 who receive TANF checks in … Continue reading The Deacon’s Index of South Carolina Welfare Facts

Vampire Diaries: Payday Lenders Live. Again.


I stood beside Van Helsing, and said, "Ah well, poor girl, there is peace for her at last. It is the end!"He turned to me, and said with grave solemnity, "Not so, alas! Not so. It is only the beginning!"When I asked him what he meant, he only shook his head and answered, "We can … Continue reading Vampire Diaries: Payday Lenders Live. Again.