From Jesus Christ of YahwehTue, Mar 2, 2010 at 8:17 PMSubject: Emergency Greetings from THE SON OF MAN:To the Deacon Tim I send thanks for your efforts, responses and question. You beseech instruction to further the Emergency Elect. I send the following emergency instruction: Send Me the Name and eMail of a chosen, English-speaking, Emergency … Continue reading Today’s Email–Jesus Gets Down To Business: He Wants to Dump Me
From Jesus Christ of Yahwehdate: Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 8:44 PMsubject: EmergencyDear Deacon Tim:Being this is an emergency, I read your email. You say you are waiting on My Instructions to help the Emergency Elect. Is this true? If your offer is true, send your response via email as soon as possible. I do … Continue reading From Jesus Christ of Yahweh–The Latest Emails!
From: Jesus Christ of Yahweh Emergency Elect, Greetings from The Lord Isa al-Masih de Allah IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This Message is an official message for the Government of Abraham founded in part by Jesus Christ of Yahweh. Any interference with This Message, The Originator, His Respondents, His Adherents, Our Mechanisms, etc. are subject to no appellate authority. Greetings … Continue reading The Latest Letter From Jesus and My Reply
Usually I get emails from politicos who want me to give them money so they can keep saying stupid things instead of actually governing or getting a real job. But this time I have one from Jesus. I guess he's following me on Twitter. I'm famous and you're not. from Emergency reply-to email@example.com date Sat, … Continue reading An Actual Email from Jesus. This Proves I’m Famous.